Do college majors really matter?

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"Xiao Li, I heard that your major in university is fluid mechanics?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go get me a glass of water."

"Leader, please respect this major, fluid mechanics is..."

"Please talk about the application of non-isentropic steady-state compressible magnetohydrodynamic equations in continuous plasma-confined controlled thermonuclear fusion."

"Leader, where is the water dispenser?"

Do college majors really matter?

2、

"Xiaohai, I heard that your university major is civil engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go and sweep the floor."

"Leader, please respect this profession, civil engineering is..."

"Please talk about the influence of the vertical deviation of more than 1% on the overall and local stress conditions during the construction of the pile foundation project."

"Leader, where is the broom..."

Do college majors really matter?

3、

"Xiao Zhang, I heard that your university major is communication engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go and help me recharge the phone bill."

"Leader, please respect this profession, communication engineering is..."

"Please modulate this digital baseband signal into a digital bandpass signal by differential phase shift keying (DPSK) method and obtain the signal-to-noise ratio and bit error rate at the output of the bandpass filter of the coherent demodulation system"

"Leader, how much is the charge?"

Do college majors really matter?

4、

"Xiao Bin, I heard that your major in university is exploration physics?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go and help me shovel the mud in front of the door."

"Leader, please respect this major, exploration physics is..."

"Please talk about how to analyze the core data and geological data of the water intake well and the response characteristics of the logging curve to identify the lithology and build a model based on the shale content."

"Leader, where is the shovel?"

Do college majors really matter?

5、

"Xiao Lei, I heard that your major in university is computer science and technology?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go and help me move the computer."

"Leader, please respect this major, computer science is..."

"Please talk about the application of the failed data recovery problem in the volume management module of the NAS device."

"Leader, where is the computer?

6、

Less than, I heard that you majored in environmental engineering as a graduate student in the UK? "

"Yes, leader."

"Alright then, sweep my office floor."

"Leader, please respect this profession, environmental engineering is..."

“How the value of aromatic content varies in being analysed by dispersive and non-dispersive infrared spectrophotometry? ”

"Leader, where is the mop after sweeping the floor?"

7、

"Xiao Li, I heard that your college major is electrical engineering?"

"Yes, leader."

"Okay, go and change the light bulb."

"Leader, please respect this profession, electrical engineering is..."

"Please talk about the high-order nonlinear system with strong coupling under the flexible grid-connection of variable-speed constant-frequency doubly-fed wind turbines."

"Leader, where is the ladder?"

Do college majors really matter?

8、

"I heard that you graduated from Jiaotong University? Help me drive the car back."

"The traffic of Jiaotong University is not the current traffic, it actually originated from..."

"Please talk about the cause of Jiaotong University's westward move and its academic and political significance."

"Where are the car keys?"

Do college majors really matter?

9、

"I heard that you are studying ethnology? Then help me go to the Xinjiang Hotel to reserve a private room!"

"Please respect this discipline, ethnology is..."

"Then please talk about your views on the animism of the Dulong tribe!"

"What time does the dinner start? I'll make a reservation right now!"

Do college majors really matter?

"What do you say"

In fact, whether it is from the resume battle when applying for a job or to the day-to-day work after joining the job, our major, our award certificate, and our past, if not transformed into skills or abilities, allow us to operate directly at work. , it may have long since become the past tense, and it is no longer so conspicuous and important.

E.g--

Even if you study economics, if you don't even know whether the company that submitted your resume is a listed company or is in Series A and Series B financing, what kind of investment advisors are you talking about?

Even if you study Chinese literature, if you can't even read the most basic onboarding emails, you will be foolish to find your way on the first day of your job, and you will not be able to bring enough one-inch photos, so that everyone will despise you for having even the most basic reading comprehension ability. No, what about deep writing?

Even if you are studying film and television, if you are evaluating a movie, you will still only say things like "the male lead is blown up" and "the background shot is beautiful", and the professional focus shown to others is so superficial. So what's the difference between companies hiring you, or students from other majors?

All of the above performances make you appear mediocre and shallow. "You don't look like someone from xx at all." This kind of comment is not groundless after all.

Maybe when you see this, you suddenly panic in your heart, and you can't wait to take out all those professional course books that were sold in the past and reread them. In fact, there is absolutely no need to do so. Because most of us are so ordinary, there is no distinction. This is inextricably linked to the current education system, the way we learn to learn, and other complex reasons.

But this is also beneficial, that is, it allows us who have just entered the workplace to basically stand on a flat starting line.

No one is much stronger than anyone else, and everyone can have more choices.

This means that the moment the gun sounds on the runway, is the beginning of your real start and struggle.

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