During the Spring Festival, how do you explain your work to the seven aunts and eight aunts in the workplace?
Every time you visit relatives during the Spring Festival, the seventh aunt and eight aunts will inevitably ask you with concern: "What kind of work do you do?" How do you explain your work to them in the workplace? The replies of thousands of netizens are amazing, let's see what they have to say:
[1] In the workplace, people in the new media industry do not know how to explain clearly
Aunt: "What do you do?"
Netizen: "Look at the news online every day, collect gossip information, record some videos, live chat about what I eat and play, and chat with fans."
My aunt gave me a thumbs up and said, "Oh! Young people are amazing, and they can make money just by playing!"
[2] The seven aunts enthusiastically introduced the object by asking about the opportunity of work
I am a kindergarten teacher
Aunt Seven: The teacher is back! Have fun at work! Bring children every day without stress
Me: (Uh, it's fun, thinking about daily environmental innovation, teaching and research, various meetings, various materials, parent work, lesson preparation...) It's okay
Seventh Aunt: Your salary should be quite high, right? Are there five or six thousand!
Me: (divide five or six thousand by two!)…
Aunt Seven: Are you looking for a boyfriend? I'll introduce you to one!
Me: I just graduated, don't worry~
[3] The person being asked cleverly changed the subject
Seventh Aunt: After graduating from university, what kind of work are you doing now?
Me: I'm very mysterious, the organization won't let me say, I will really earn in a few years! Big! money! By the way, how is your daughter doing in the exam? When is your son getting married?
[4] Relatives do not understand at all, and they go as they understand
Me: Well, in the hospital
Seventh Aunt: Huh? Nurse, right?
Me: Uh, no
Aunt Eight: Then what are you doing?
Me: Uh... exercise and physical therapy for patients
Seventh Aunt: Oh, that's the massage, right?
Me: yes
Eight Great Aunts: Aw, that's pretty good. After graduation, I can't come to the clinic to give people acupuncture, but I can also go to the bathroom to give people a massage [very happy]
Me: OK, what are you talking about.
[5] The good face of crushing relatives with excellence
I, have a better job, a higher income, and more money! Do you want to know? Do you want to know? ? I can tell you, but I'm afraid that after you hear it, Alexander! So, for your own good, and for your family's well-being, don't ask! I am the legendary, the best, the child of someone else!
Conclusion: When visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, it is inevitable that these enthusiastic relatives "care" about themselves. How to deal with these relatives in a witty, elegant and decent manner does require some brainpower.